SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play and swim.
I love: long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, riding in your pickup truck, fishing trips, cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I’m yours. Call (701) 205-0190 and ask for Shyla…………………………….
(The phone number is 4 Luv of Dog Rescue and Shyla is a 5 yrs Purebred Black Labrador Retriever.)
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